I’m confused, but I can’t stop watching.

The classic board game “Clue” has you applying a murderer, a weapon, and a room. Since we have so little to go on for next season’s episode concepts, why not do the same for Doctor Who?

Given a randomly drawn set of heroes, adversaries, and locations, we play a few rounds of creating off-the-cuff episode synopses that — while possibly ridiculous — have some definite ‘watchability’. Honestly, wouldn’t YOU tune in to see the Thirteenth Doctor and Jack Harkness square off in a battle of wits against themselves, at the opening of the first American shopping Mall in the late 1970s?