Cats and dogs. Oil and water. Conservatives and liberals. 80s Star Wars fanboys and the rest of the world. Some things just never seem to coexist without struggle and tension. In keeping with this era of polarity, we foolishly decide to make light of the things that, while improbable, would be detrimental to the success of our beloved Doctor Who programme.

Because it’s out of character for us to want to see good things go wrong, we make a game of wondering what combinations of Doctors and companions would make for the most disastrous adventures. From personality clashes, to inevitable arguments, to likely fisticuffs, there are just some pairings of time travelers from among the dozens of individuals we’ve come to know that simply wouldn’t work. Why not celebrate them, eh?