Rods, keys, sashes, gauntlets, rings, seals, harps, even a thimble. (Yes, a thimble.) Our rascally Rassilon has a bureau full of powerful artifacts, it seems, and there have been times that whenever we found ourselves in a pinch for some plot development, we could just slap “of Rassilon” on the end of a noun, and we’d be off. But is it that easy?

With a random noun generator at our fingertips, and just the right amount of competitive motivation to spur the creative mind, we attempt a few rounds of a game that takes seemingly innocuous objects, and bestows them with supreme Time Lord powers…of some sort. The usefulness of that power is entirely subjective.

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