Multiple writers and editors, multiple lead actors, and enough supporting characters to fill a ferry boat. The chance that a few lines of one script resemble those of another is fairly high. But is that merely a random happenstance, or more in the design or nature of the story that makes certain phrases similar or familiar? There’s one rather ridiculous way to find out…and that’s right up our alley!

On a quiet Whovian news week, we test our memory of dialogue, trying to remember which character uttered a particular statement from the modern episodes. From phrases that could easily be a number of Doctor’s regenerations, to companions that seem to make very similar observations, Keir puts on his ill-fitting gamekeeper’s hat, and puts Jay and Haley to the test.