Creators are often told be be prepared to “kill your darling”, but by the same token, those little dearies could always stand to have a little bath, haircut, and a nice clean set of clothes. Maybe less junk food and a bit more fruit and veg, while we’re at it.

Joined by guest Kevin Burnard, we dutifully examine the must-stay, could-go, should-change aspects of the divisive final Chris Chibnall series. From the Grand Serpent, to the preponderance or ‘long distance relationships’, to the layers upon layers of causality that resulted in SO MUCH content jammed into six hours, our hearts go out to the two (and yes, there were two) individuals credited as script editors with whatever their function actually proved to be.